Introducing KC:D-1403 – The first ever scientifically approved, completely 30% risk-free working time machine. Experience the past in your present!

Possible side effects include: being stabbed, illusions of grandeur, finding God, projectile vomiting, losing God, dying of hunger, stinking like a horse, dying of the plague, becoming an adventurer, taking an arrow in the knee, becoming a guard, using played out jokes

Please consult your historian before use.

Experience the past at http://kcd.kochmedia.com